Dear little black dress,
I purchased you late last night
On a foolish whim
Panicking at the thought of having nothing to wear
to a dear friend's wedding

You whisked me off my feet
I thought you were the one
But now I'm having second thoughts
Buyer's remorse a plenty

You may be too sexy
Too slinky
Too black
For a wedding...

If I send you back please don't be offended
It was lust at first sight
But everyone knows lust doesn't last